Things My Cat Hates/Loves... A List

Warning:  Crazy Cat Person Post Ahead

Ernie The Multi Toed Wonder Cat continues to both delight and horrify.  Much like you would create a baby book for your offspring, I feel that I should catalog his current loves and dislikes in the hope (please god) that someday I will look back and say "Oh, remember how cute it was when (inset annoying thing that he does here)?"  That day has not come.

So, things Ernie loves...

It's a sign of how adorable I think Ernie is that I'm posting a crazy bedhead/no makeup picture of myself.

• Toilet Paper
• Shredding Toilet Paper
• Knocking The Toilet Paper Down From Where I've Tried to Put It Out Of His Reach
• Opening Bathroom Cabinets to Find Toilet Paper Rolls
• His Toys
• Dropping His Toys In His Water Bowl
• Dropping His Toys In His Water Bowl and  Then Fishing Them Out
• Dropping His Toys In His Water Bowl, Fishing Them Out and Dropping Them On My Face Whilst I Sleep
• Watching TV
• Meowing Angrily at the TV (Do NOT Get Him Started on the Republican Primaries.  God, could Mitt BE more out of touch with his feline constituents?)
• Hair Ties
• Opening Drawers to Find Hair Ties
• Taking Hair Ties Off of My Head At Night
• Taking Hair Ties Off of My Head and Then Dropping Them In His Water Bowl
• Taking Hair Ties Off of My Head , Dropping Them In His Water Bowl and Then Fishing Them Out
• Taking Hair Ties Off of My Head , Dropping Them In His Water Bowl, Fishing Them Out and Then Dropping Them On My Face Whilst I Sleep
• Running Laps In The House
• Running Laps In The House In The Middle of The Night that Culminate In A Giant Leap On Your Head
• Taking Naps...On Your Head, Face or Neck
• Climbing Christmas Trees
• Jumping Out of Christmas Trees While You Walk Innocently By and Inciting Unintentional Urination
• The Crappy Diet Cat Food That Our Other (Festively Plump) Cat Eats

Things he hates...

• Jesus and Angels (I can only assume this as both a Baby Jesus and angel ornament went missing at Christmas  and were later found...destroyed)
• Fans (the cooling kind, not the adoring kind)
• Water In His Water Dish (much better if it's all on the floor)
• Getting His Extra Toes Caught On Things
• Anyone Who Is Not Me (this I get)
• The Very Tasty and Fatty Kitten Food That He Eschews In Favor of Diet Cat Food
• Accidentally Getting Locked In The Garage All Night When He Sneaks Out There Unbeknownst To Anyone And Being Forced to Sleep In The Cold
• Being Forced To Wear Costumes (luckily, our other cat - Zoe, takes the brunt of that job)